Juan, 19, South Florida, UCF! I love music, longboarding, and many other things. I post whatever I like so get to know me and ask me some fucking questions.
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  • student:

    hey government can I have some money to go to university

  • uk government:

    sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man

  • australian government:

    sure thing mate, you can study as much as you like and borrow as much as you like, and you only have to pay it back once you earn over $60,000 a year, and it only comes out of your income like taxes, it'll be barely noticeable, and if you can't pay it back over a long time, don't worry about it!

  • scottish government:

    nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you

  • us government:

    no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.